Funny Oxymorons.
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words have a seemingly self-contradictory effect
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7)Pretty ugly
8)Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
11)Beaucractic efficiencies
And the best of all is 12) Happily Married
Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were
strict Catholics … and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
chicken and meat on a Friday.* * *
*The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for
the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
There was a blind girl.
She hated everyone except her boyfriend.
She used to tell him that if I had eyes, then I would have married you.
After some days someone donated eyes to that girl.
She saw her boyfriend, she was surprised because he was blind.
The boy asked her,, “Now you have eyes, will you marry me ?”.
The girl was calm for sometime and said “No”.
The boy walked away silently, and told her softly “Take care of my eyes.”.
(Source : Sri’s collection)
पंजाब के सियालकोट मे सन् 1719 मे जन्में वीर हकीकत राय जन्म से ही कुशाग्र बुद्धि के बालक थे। यह बालक 4-5 वर्ष की आयु मे ही इतिहास तथा संस्कृत आदि विषय का पर्याप्त अध्ययन कर लिया था। . …. Continue Reading →
